Liberal Tears Lotion

Introducing Liberal Tears Lotion. That's right we've cracked the code to bottling liberal tears, and the satisfaction is beyond measure. This lotion not only hydrates your skin but allows you to bask in the sweet, sweet glory of your opponent's tears. This lotion keeps your skin soft yet ensures your stance remains as hard as ever. It's ideal for those who take pleasure in the taste of victory, especially when it's flavored with liberal outrage. With every application, you're not just moisturizing; you're celebrating each small triumph in the ongoing ideological battle.

Ingredients: Water, Glycerin, Shea Butter, Cetearyl Alcohol, Glyceryl Stearate SE, Argan Oil, Cocoa Seed Butter, Vitamin E, Vitamin A, Vitamin C, Cyclopentasiloxane, Dimethiconol, Laureth-4, Laureth-23, Aloe Vera, Polysorbate 20, Carbomer, Disodium EDTA, Fragrance, Phenoxyethanol, Caprylyl Glycol, Citric Acid, Potassium Sorbate, Sodium Benzoate, Coumarin, Hydroxyisohexyl 3-Cyclohexene Carboxaldehyde, Linalool, Alpha-Isomethyl Ionone.